onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

(via trust)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Fonte: via-slimshady, via gnarly)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via guy)

Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

(Fonte: enlightened-globetrotter, via vodkacupcakes)

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

(Fonte: eyes-above3491, via guy)

thefuckingweirdone:

Smoke me like one of your french girls.

(via grimlolita)

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

image

(via guy)

(Fonte: provencetoujours, via amazed)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via shouldnt)

mcporno:

when someone you thought you were friends with unfollows you

image

(via trust)

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

(Fonte: helianthi, via trust)